Onions make me cry rivers. Onions make mascara run down my face. It also gives me red, squinty eyes. I have tried many old school remedies and none of them work. I once saw "onion goggles" in a store. I really wish I had bought them then. Dorky, I know. However, I would wear them proud! Until I see them again, this was gifted to me recently. My Wizard gets the torture done fast. I clean it immediately after each use so it's always handy.
Image: Taken at Bed, Bath & Beyond